Instant Message-Coachella Edition

Ed. Note-This is a couple weeks old. Took me a while to get my footing this year.

Ryan 3:42 –
i think I just got super depressed.
I feel bloated and gross. Is this what girls feel like?

Annmarie 3:46 pm-
you look great

Ryan 3:48 pm-
thanks

Annmarie 3:48 pm-
babe. xoxoxoxo

Ryan 3:48 pm-
im going back on my diet after i feel better
i just cant while my body is weak
too much. I hate being sick.

Annmarie 3:49 pm
pls don’t do the bean diet.
can you find another
it was really grossing me out

Ryan 3:49 pm
it really works

Annmarie 3:49 pm
it made you smell like an old man
I swear

Ryan 3:49 pm
you smell like an old man

Annmarie 3:49 pm
please
i will buy you nutrisystem for a month if you don’t do it

Ryan 3:49 pm
i dont want to hide me doing the bean diet aorund you

Ryan 3:50 pm
nutrisystem???? what am i one of the Osmonds?

Annmarie 3:50 pm
hahaha
i was kidding
thought you’d laugh

Ryan 3:50 pm
god, NO YOU WERENT YOU’RE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!
i love you even though you think im a big fat slob

Annmarie 3:51 pm
i thihnk you smell like an old man. that’s all I will say
its a waste of my burberry cologne i got you

Ryan 3:51 pm
beano. what if i take beano?

Annmarie  3:51 pm
you smelled normal this weekend’
I missed it so much. Coachella was amazing.

Ryan Bailey 3:51 pm
I WAS EATING BEANS ALL WEEKEND

Annmarie 3:51 pm
stoppp

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