Email Exchange

Annmarie: NEVER BUY CHEAP TOILET PAPER AGAIN! (Ed. Note-this was the subject line).  It’s like using a notepad on your ass! Charmin only!  Ok?!

Me:That was the only toilet paper at the ralphs.  It was still 5 bucks. Only brand they had left.

Annmarie:Ok I understand, but babe, it hurts!

Me:This will be great for the website!!!

Annmarie:You wouldn’t.  And don’t!  I know where you live! PS-Forget it. I’ll buy the toilet paper from now on. You can’t handle it.

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