Annmarie: NEVER BUY CHEAP TOILET PAPER AGAIN! (Ed. Note-this was the subject line). It’s like using a notepad on your ass! Charmin only! Ok?!
Me:That was the only toilet paper at the ralphs. It was still 5 bucks. Only brand they had left.
Annmarie:Ok I understand, but babe, it hurts!
Me:This will be great for the website!!!
Annmarie:You wouldn’t. And don’t! I know where you live! PS-Forget it. I’ll buy the toilet paper from now on. You can’t handle it.